My Birthday in Vegas

Birthday's aren't meant to be celebrated just anywhere. After careful consideration, Vegas was the only place eligible to host my 24th birthday. However, what many would consider a truly bizarre event, I lost my voice within hours of arriving. I would not regain my speech for a full week. Despite this slight damper in mood, there was nothing that would stop us from losing hundreds of dollars in a weekend historian's would later coin "PVP bankruptcy". Below is a link to some candid snapshots from this infamous event. Enjoy the beef sliders.

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Daddy's

Lots of debauchery went on for Joanna's early birthday party at Daddy's. Lots of laugh's and drinks. A couple smokes. A bacon hotdog. Waking the neighbors across the street up. Tearing up magazines and almost dying in Brian's car. All in all an amazing night.

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Atlantic City

I lost everything I owned... I think Atlantic City hates me.

Brian's House

After seeing that shitty movie Hostel we went back to Brian's for a little game of mini pool and Scene-It. Ah, good times.

New Years Eve 2005

(Erin, Steven and some dude)

NYE 2005 involved:

Beads
Naps
Jäger shots
Getto Bitches
Late Arrival's
Beth in the Closet
Brian and Colleen in the closet
19 Year Olds
Beers
Beth Yacking
Steven Yacking
Hugs
Beth Yacking... Again
Steven Yacking... Again
Beth's Yack Getting All Over Me
Dancing
Steven's Lost Cell Phone
Some More Dancing
Steven Falling Asleep in the Explorer
Way too much alcohol
Taking an Hour and Half to Get Everyone in the Car
Jello Shots
Cigars
Horn Blowing

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Bubba's

(Katrina and I are so hot right now)

Went out to Bubba's? check

• Meet up with Katrina, Travis, Greg, Jill, Doug, Erin and Steven? Check
• Had about 500 drinks? Check
• Listened to some white trash Dover music? Check
• Laughed alot. Danced a little? Check
• Came home and lost my mind? Check
• See you sukkas in '06? Check

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The Lobby House

(Jill, Katrina and Colleen get kinky)

After my much deserved nap, Steven, Doug and I went out to The Lobby House last night. We meet up with Brian, Colleen, Greg, Jill, Katrina and Travis. I got there too late to see Adam and Brian's parents break loose their lock n' pop on the dance floor (damn, that would have been funny). All was well until Colleen's purse went missing after last call, ending the night on a down note. If I find out who took it I swear I'm gonna run into them with my Explorer and make them explode like that deer.

Ghetto Bowl

(Brunswick Bowl, Camden, DE)

Nothing says "White Trash" quite like cosmic bowling in Delaware. Highlights of the night include vodka shots out of ketchup cups, talking to a guy wearing a Pizza Hut uniform and claiming to be a cop from Virginia, Steven yacking, and blowing the Showcase Showdown on the Price Is Right Slots. Good Times.

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Click here to watch Matt King Roll a gutter ball

More Dover Adventures

(Me and Lindy pouting at Friday's)

Jaime came down to visit us poor kids in Dover, so the gang decided that TGI Friday's would suit everybody's needs: Food, Football and Beer. We all almost got our food shitted on because Jaime was rude to our waitress. Luckily everything came out top notch. Afterwards, we all went over to Lindy's for some R & R... and some "Airplane"...

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